Jai Mahavir ji
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Three jewels of Jainism
Right Faith (Samyak Darshan)
Right Conduct (Samyak Charita)
te the path of salvation
judge asked the criminal, “Now you are in the court of justice. Speak the
truth and no the untruth- where does the one who speak the truth go and
where does the one who is untruthful
God will save me
A man was out sailing at sea in the middle of a storm when a particularly large wave over turned his boat. He fell into the sea and was forced to tread water to stay afloat. He stayed there for several hours until a rescue helicopter flew overhead. A rope was lowered with a lifeguard worker on the end of it. He reached out to grab the man, but being very religious, he said "No thank you. God will save me eventually" The helicopter flew off. After another few hours, a life boat came along, but again the man told them to go away, as God would save him. Eventually, the man died of freezing in the water. As his soul drifted up to the heaven he said to the in charged of heaven "why didn't God save me?" In charged of heaven said, "He sent a rescue helicopter and a lifeboat! What more did you want?"
Banta to Santa
"Close the door of the windows please".... I have winter in my nose. Said banta to santa
No body home
A girl phoned me the other day and said ....
Come on over, there’s nobody home.
I went over.
Nobody was home
A young man was introduced to a nurse working in a hospital. He was very taken by her looks and made a pass at her: “you know what? I would like to be hurt in an accident and brought to your hospital so that you could look after me”
The nurse replied: “Sir, it would not be an accident but a miracle. I work in the maternity ward.”
An atheist professor was teaching in college and he told the class that he was going to prove that god did not exist. He said," God if you are for real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" ten minutes went by. He kept taunting the God, saying "Here I am God, I am still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 100 kilogram football player happened to walk by the door and heard what the professor said. The football player walked into the class room and in the last minute, hit the professor sending him flying off the platform. The professor got up, obviously shaken, and said "Where did you come from, and why did you do that?" The football player replied, "God was busy; he sent me!"
during the rainy season, the guru and his pupil were sleeping. Turning to
his side, the guru told his student, “Go outside and see if it is
dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask
him a few questions.
Wait a second
One person ask to god:
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